"Tweets Up!" 'Is it 3:00 AM already?' Trying to beat DJT takes a lot.
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"I didn't get a couch in my office like Jaworski did, so I improvised. You got a problem with that?"
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"It's a backpack. A really comfortable backpack. You got a problem with that?"
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"The board asked for a decision and the chairman told me to 'sleep on it.' You got a problem with that?"
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"It's my Halloween costume. You got a problem with that?"
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"The wife switched me to decaf and I just can't get out of bed. You got a problem with that?"
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"I'm trying out something I saw on 'The Jetsons.' You got a problem with that?"
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"I joined a fraternity and those jerks glued me to the bed. You got a problem with that?"
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"It's a pain getting out of the car, but it sure as heck beats the subway. You got a problem with that?"
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"Conversing with dullards like you makes me sleepy, so I'm just being prepared. You got a problem with that?"
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"I made the mistake of replacing my regular bedding with shrink wrap. You got a problem with that?"
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Why do you need help? Don't you get paid enough to do it yourselves?
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