"I hate it when everyone knows your name."
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...And make it a double?
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@blindbobs This happens all the time.#drunkUnicorn#daytonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I had one. It was both sweet and sour, like licking a unicorn's ass (I would imagine). Fail.
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I'm pretty sure you just replace me at a Williamsburg bar with a unicorn, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
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goddamned would've worked so much better there imo
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The blithering thing with the man Kok is weirder than the unicorn Years ago the man Kok creature would have been kindly escorted to a loonie
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