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He thinks he's a badass right? I don't buy it. Can't. He calls his wife mommy.
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Love the photo op with flight jacket. Looks tough like W when he declared "mission accomplished." Pence and Trump should wear uniforms.
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He has excellent brow creasage, I grant you, but flotus is the icy-eyed Squinter-in-Chief.
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Said it B4; everytime I see
@FLOTUS I read it as#FLATUS. Doesn't that make her Sphincter-in-Queef? *I know, bad joke.#needcoffee
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Another winner! The banner is helpful, I always take a beat to think "wait, wut?" before spotting it's Borowitz.
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I bet the Missus yells out "Damnit Maverick!" whenever he wears that jacket...just to help him get a little half chubbie.
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I bet NK was impressed with that jacket. Where do I get one?
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What an absurd picture. Another wannabe. Join the military if you want to wear the uniform. Pence did not earn that honor, even a jacket
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Right, the guy afraid to share a meal with a women is going to scare off the North Korean's.
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LMAO!
His "mother" is gonna stank their butts for picking on her "big boy"!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The Ambassador to Wonder Bread...
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A grown Damien from The Omen?
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