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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 15 Apr 2017

    In @tnyshouts: Most hand sanitizers only kill 99.99% of germs. Henry, Belgian expat, has taken it upon himself to eradicate all of them.pic.twitter.com/D4anHM2phb

    The Hand Sanitizer
    Most hand sanitizers only kill 99.99% of germs. Henry, Belgian expat, has taken it upon himself to eradicate all of them.
    10:18 AM - 15 Apr 2017
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    • American Empath Love, Kavi¹²⁷ 🏳️‍🌈🇱🇰 Yuriy Rzhemovskiy Michele Raphael Rod Rohrich, M.D. Varun Kumar Ken Leang Jan-Daniel Belmonte Annu Musthafa
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      2. Amanda  🇨🇦 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🇬🇧 🇺🇸‏ @ShooguhLipz 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        What nonsense. We need bacteria to survive. Antibacterial (not alcohol) sanitizers contribute to antibiotic resistance. Just wash your hands

        1 reply 9 retweets 23 likes
      3. Northerner‏ @northernar514 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ShooguhLipz @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        I agree with you however it could useful from somebody with a specific need.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Amanda  🇨🇦 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🇬🇧 🇺🇸‏ @ShooguhLipz 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @northernar514 @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        Like who?

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      5. poor lil eldritch boy‏ @jovialpunk 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ShooguhLipz @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        people with mysophobia/OCD. i agree (not that i need to, its fact) that we need bacteria to live, but some people's lives are crippled by ^

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Amanda  🇨🇦 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🇬🇧 🇺🇸‏ @ShooguhLipz 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @jovialpunk @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        They would be better served by CBT and/or meds or just simple hand washing w/liquid soap than false promises from a scam.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. i was id‏ @iwasid 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        I suspect we are better off leaving our immune system exposed most of the time.

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      2. Makoto R.‏ @renaissancemako 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        @TheOnion is dressed up as the @NewYorker today. #HalloweenCameEarly

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Amanda  🇨🇦 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🇬🇧 🇺🇸‏ @ShooguhLipz 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @renaissancemako @NewYorker and

        We could put him in a bubble, but then he couldn't hug the subway pole.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Makoto R.‏ @renaissancemako 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @ShooguhLipz @NewYorker and

        😂😆YES!

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      1. Kevin Dufresne‏ @PileOfGod 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        😂😂😂

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      1. Isobel‏ @BlodwenPeg 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        i thought we needed some bacteria to build resistance

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      1. d  🇺🇸  🔔  🗽‏ @dougalpollux 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        lol

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      1. Monique Neugebauer‏ @coffeeteaandme2 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        Not for moi🌷, but great for those who need to hug and be 💕hugged, but don't normally dare😱to. Dif. Strokes 👍🏻😎

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      1. United We Stand‏ @ourwilltogether 16 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        Hand Sanitizer does not work on viruses as Noro virus nor C-diff it's so important to really wash your hands w/ hot, soapy water for 30 secs

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      1. Amanda  🇨🇦 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 🇬🇧 🇺🇸‏ @ShooguhLipz 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        These sanitizers kill ~60% of germs & strip your skin of protective oils, leaving you open to infection. Wash your hands w/ liquid soap.

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      1. nubian queen‏ @nubianq70148541 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        Ooooooookaaaaaaaay

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      1. Space Eternal Dreg of Society Elf‏ @TheRogue_Elf 15 Apr 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @tnyshouts

        Some germs can be a benefit to your system. Eliminating all potentially harms you & can lead to issues in the end result of "digestion"

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