Here's a theme: Honesty Day! The whole truth and nothing but the truth. I know, an impossible request. 
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It's theme days or his poor head will explode.
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he is fun to watch, just turn down sound. Not as fun as his SNL character though
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Sean will need psychiatric care in the not too distant future.
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You Suck Fake News
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@PressSec He's regressing back to elementary school. LMAOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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is it hard to not listen fully then not answer?
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This is what we call creativity at peak. Hope that the unreasonably stressed press find peace and calm.
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Hey New Yorker. I heard ya'll got articles about how people be hidin' boogers under tables all the time. I hate that.
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"Cuz you be like...absentmindedly floating your fingers underneath, taking in grain or coolness there, when dry boogers flake & fall.
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But of course, you don't stop. Perhaps your disembodied fingers may be seeking them out: little booger clumps to shatter. Tiny avalanches.
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