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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 28 Feb 2017

    The bizarre finale to the #Oscars brought to mind the theory that we're living in a computer simulation gone haywirehttp://nyer.cm/umvLFgr 

    12:00 AM - 28 Feb 2017
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      1. The Nib‏Verified account @thenib 28 Feb 2017
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        .@NewYorker nahhttps://thenib.com/are-we-living-in-a-computer-simulation …

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      1. Peter O'Shaughnessy‏ @poshaughnessy 28 Feb 2017
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        @theefer (Replace Leicester with a suitable US sports equivalent if you prefer!)pic.twitter.com/4G1NrzbL7Y

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      1. Dean Jones‏ @deanojones85 28 Feb 2017
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        Never has so much shit been written about the wrong envelope being opened. No one really cares.

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      1. Atlantic Sanctum of Pacific Quantum 神経剤系列*剛柔流‏ @psancintel 28 Feb 2017
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        it just those that those accounting firms are run by clueless MBAs

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      2. Pepperoni Bodega‏ @hot_trash 28 Feb 2017
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        no. ok. no. this is dumb internet stoner stuff and not why i subscribe to the new yorker.

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      2. iuliana schnell‏ @iulianaschnell 28 Feb 2017
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        it wasn't a major malfunction, only media made it sound that way because that's what media does, causes sensationalism and panic

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      1. Michael Aubry‏ @Michael_Aubry 28 Feb 2017
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        Curious blend of The Sims & Plato's "evil genius" hypothesis. Descartes concluded his thoughts were still his - sim or not.

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      1. Andrew Varnon‏ @SachemHead 28 Feb 2017
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        @adamgopnik It's comforting, maybe, to think things that don't go our way are a "glitch in the system." 1/

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      1. Katharine P.‏ @nexus7669 28 Feb 2017
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        No it just proves we are riddled with distractions and make major errors as a result. Like electing a reality TV Business tycoon!

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      1. the adorable smudgie‏ @adorablesmudgie 28 Feb 2017
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        or it could mean someone made a minor mistake which didn't do any harm except cause some embarrassment.

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      1. Dido #1 Fan‏ @dustyaltena 28 Feb 2017
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        don’t forget cubs/indians, cavs/warriors, villanova/north carolina

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      1. Water Is Life  🌍 💧‏ @GiveH2OGiveLife 28 Feb 2017
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        Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy already covered this.

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      1. jamesmpope‏ @jamesmpope 28 Feb 2017
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        Puts a whole new meaning to "living in la la land"

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      1. Emu Cubed‏ @CubedEmu 1 Mar 2017
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        Seeing this headline, I thought I must be some kinda advertising sub-category... of political market + consciousness-nerd

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      1. Fiona Norris‏ @Fiona7689Fiona 1 Mar 2017
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        @aliceken Warren Beatty for President!😁

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      1. Zachary Elwood‏Verified account @apokerplayer 28 Feb 2017
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        I think you guys publishing such a stupid article is more convincing evidence of a glitch in our simulation.

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      1. MADEbyJIMBOB‏ @JimbobPeltaire 28 Feb 2017
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        the Oscar's prove Hollywood is living in a self important bubble that has less and less influence

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