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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 13 Feb 2017

    .@BorowitzReport: Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly by People Who Wrote Constitutionhttp://nyer.cm/0ETHfFQ 

    7:00 PM - 13 Feb 2017
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    • Em Jay Sam Larsson acupuncturegirl Elizabeth Denham realMe Jean Bjerke Spook McSpookly H.B. Nathaniel Perry I Fucking Told U So!
    79 replies 495 retweets 986 likes
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      2. I'm That Type Of Guy‏ @Marrrrcussss 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        pic.twitter.com/uq2v6iIEWq

        3 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Just Little Old Me!‏ @indiblue4 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Marrrrcussss @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Ew.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. I'm That Type Of Guy‏ @Marrrrcussss 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @indiblue4 @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I laughed harder than I should have when I saw this. Put my phone down, wiped my teary eyes, etc.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Laura Kammer‏ @LauraKammer3 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        OMG at first I thought it was true..then I realized that's almost as bad

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
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      2. Bigly, Sadd, Pumpkin‏ @aqueryous 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        , it's very sad to me that I thought this was real. That's what our current administration has brought us to.

        1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
      3. FAKE NEWS‏ @Fakenews99 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @aqueryous @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        see Borowitz your lefty readers actually believe your #FAKENEWS

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      4. Bigly, Sadd, Pumpkin‏ @aqueryous 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @Fakenews99 @NewYorker

        , not sure what your words mean, but read mine. Also, I am a righty. You're conflating humor/fake news.

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      1. Gavin Hindman‏ @Circumambulate 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @JuddApatow @BorowitzReport

        Yet more evidence that the Framers were in fact time-travelers from, oh, let's say, 2018...

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      1. Linda W‏ @LindaW7 13 Feb 2017
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        @JuddApatow @BorowitzReport this guy is so unstable it's scary

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      1. marco‏ @squid3397 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @JuddApatow @BorowitzReport 😢😥😪😢😥😪😢😥😪. Time to put the big boy pants on sir. Grow up and act like a damn president.

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      1.  🌊 NOT MY PRESIDENT Just our embarrassment  🌊‏ @LdyDirectr 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Park for the course. He has a problem with reality and the truth. He & the GOP!

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      1. ChicagoDenise‏ @DLAlberts 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        WHAT? Hundreds of years ago?

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      1. More Votes Matter‏ @MoreVotesMatter 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        FAKE founding documents!

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      1. Tony Henjel‏ @15Henjel 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @iamdmann @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        It's hard to believe that the Americans have allowed this idiot to carry on for this long

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      2. Susan Nielson‏ @SusanNielson 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Come on guys, you gotta know this is pushing it. I don't like nor did I vote for the man, but come on!

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      2. Aly Moz‏ @alyjmoz 13 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        You may want to define satire news

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Elizabeth Denham‏ @LittleGreenHero 3 Mar 2017
        Replying to @alyjmoz @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        is a satirical column in The New Yorker. All satire all the time.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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