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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 1 Feb 2017

    .@BorowitzReport: Trump Fires Attorney General after Copy of Constitution Is Found on Her Computer http://nyer.cm/dT2vMFV pic.twitter.com/aImG6fhWlI

    11:30 AM - 1 Feb 2017
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      1. Debbie Boone‏ @wonderwordlind1 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @JuddApatow @BorowitzReport Has anyone else noticed that trump NEVER uses the words "constitution" or "democracy"?

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      1. mario‏ @subpario 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        please stop tweeting the borowitz report. please.

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      1. Nicholas Stix‏ @NicholasStix 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @JoyceCarolOates @BorowitzReport

        I've got a hot tip for you: Try reading the Constitution & 8 USC 1182.

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      1. Uncommon Ground‏ @ground_uncommon 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Satire. Big, bright letters.

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      1. David Foyn‏ @DavidFoyn 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        If this is true, Trump, president of the USA, is flagrantly attacking America's constitution.

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      1. Ellen Bowman‏ @Ellen1317 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        is this really serious, an attorney general should have a copy of the Constitution it's the law of the land

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      1. The Last Prophet‏ @Quevedo7Henry 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Satire or irony?

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      1. Danielle‏ @sparkleyflowers 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        it's a joke, people. 🙄

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      1. A Woodworker  🇺🇸‏ @oenophil15 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Uh. She was fired because she was attempting to change the parts she didn't like, hoping no one noticed.

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      1. Jeneration XX  🇺🇸‏ @jayaredoubleu4 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @JuddApatow @BorowitzReport It literally says "SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT" if you aren't going to read it don't comment ffs

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      1. Sandy Anderson‏ @sander3997 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @JoyceCarolOates @BorowitzReport

        Sometimes satire is true. Was her computer seized?

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      1. Gadfly M  ⌛️‏ @GadflyMorse 1 Feb 2017
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        Gadfly M  ⌛️ Retweeted Jonathan Turley

        #WednesdayWisdom #Protest #MuslimBan #RiseUp #NoBanNoWall #OurRevolution #Wikileakshttps://twitter.com/JonathanTurley/status/826422047433711619 …

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        Jonathan Turley @JonathanTurley
        Trump Fires Acting Attorney General http://jonathanturley.org/2017/01/31/trump-fires-acting-attorney-general … pic.twitter.com/LUgaWsy16H
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      1. Fernando Villarreal‏ @fvpuga_fernando 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        no entiendo porque es delito en USA tener una copia de la constitución

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      1. Vicki Lynn‏ @VDLYNN 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        her choice, you were very nice to try keeping her, but it didn't work, she left you no Alternative

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      1. Neo Planta‏ @neoplanta 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Ahem, I'd say the opposite, but hey, this is progressive version of news so... 😂

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      1. pK‏ @pK_solo1 1 Feb 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        this can't be true

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