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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 30 Jan 2017

    .@BorowitzReport: Scientists Baffled by McConnell and Ryan’s Ability to Stand Upright Without Spines http://nyer.cm/TpcX9kS pic.twitter.com/GGrveSycMI

    7:50 AM - 30 Jan 2017
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      1.  👹demon_twit 👹‏ @d_twit 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Surprising medical finding: both so full of shit, spine was superfluous.

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      1. Tommie John‏ @jtommej 30 Jan 2017
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        @EllenMorris1222 Worms. They slither around until stepped on. Huh...good idea for those two, Ryan & McConnell

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      1. @ Kevia04 Very Stable Genious‏ @NastyResister 30 Jan 2017
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        .@NewYorker @susiebo14 @BorowitzReport That's why they slither along the ground like snakes. 🐍 The most venomous ones at that!

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      1. Sean L. Lydon‏ @SeanLLydon 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Judging from his chin, McConnell is held up by a series of interconnected bladders. Ryan has an exoskeleton.

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      1. Pam Holt‏ @pamholt22 30 Jan 2017
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        THANK YOU! A much-needed laugh during frightening times.

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      1. Barney's Nose‏ @BarneysNose 30 Jan 2017
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        it's because they have sticks shoved up their arses!!!

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      1. Lewis Acid‏ @IndiumTriflate 30 Jan 2017
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        I'm about to submit a grant proposal to study this puzzling phenomenon.

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      1. The Last Prophet‏ @Quevedo7Henry 30 Jan 2017
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        All Reublicans are invertebrates...

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      1. Greg Scott‏ @GregScott04 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @MatthewModine @BorowitzReport

        Aren't sharks mostly cartilage?

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      1. Alex‏ @WereRoach 30 Jan 2017
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        The lack of "huevos" doesn't keep them from falling over.

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      1. ziggy13‏ @lutzel 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        both "finally" enjoying the "spotlight"! they're ideas previously were all overlooked, rejected, laughed at, but now "a good old boy Pres"

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      2. Cynper2‏ @cynper2 30 Jan 2017
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        @minyoonkis

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      1. Kay #DemForce  🌊 ✨‏ @foodnpolitics 31 Jan 2017
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        @dirtydog2001 @BorowitzReport Just start calling them Spineless McConnell and Coward Ryan.

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      1. Todd Barnhill‏ @styleguy01 30 Jan 2017
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        remember boys if you brake it, you have to own it. No more Obama to blame it on.

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      1. It's No Sideshow‏ @stephenasprey 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @Contented2851 @BorowitzReport

        We call them plastic spines.

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      1. Donald Trump Sucks‏ @trumpsanassh0le 30 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @agraddi @BorowitzReport

        McConnell always looks surprised, as if he just saw a homeless man pooping in his back yard.

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      1. stewart bloomfield‏ @stewart_fed 30 Jan 2017
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        why is it that paul ryan always has a smug face.

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