Surprising medical finding: both so full of shit, spine was superfluous.
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@EllenMorris1222 Worms. They slither around until stepped on. Huh...good idea for those two, Ryan & McConnellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@susiebo14@BorowitzReport That's why they slither along the ground like snakes.
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Judging from his chin, McConnell is held up by a series of interconnected bladders. Ryan has an exoskeleton.
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THANK YOU! A much-needed laugh during frightening times.
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it's because they have sticks shoved up their arses!!!
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I'm about to submit a grant proposal to study this puzzling phenomenon.
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All Reublicans are invertebrates...
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Aren't sharks mostly cartilage?
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The lack of "huevos" doesn't keep them from falling over.
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both "finally" enjoying the "spotlight"! they're ideas previously were all overlooked, rejected, laughed at, but now "a good old boy Pres"
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@dirtydog2001@BorowitzReport Just start calling them Spineless McConnell and Coward Ryan.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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remember boys if you brake it, you have to own it. No more Obama to blame it on.
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We call them plastic spines.
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McConnell always looks surprised, as if he just saw a homeless man pooping in his back yard.
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why is it that paul ryan always has a smug face.
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