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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 17 Jan 2017

    .@BorowitzReport: Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring President of United States to Be Taxpayerhttp://nyer.cm/JXrmPSA 

    12:15 PM - 17 Jan 2017
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      1. Marquis‏ @MarquisHorace 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        epic. Can't believe this wasn't already a law. Our system is incredibly flawed; @SpeakerRyan really? 🤦🏽‍♂️

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      1. S.K. Stevens‏ @skstevens09 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        This should have already been a given, but it will be a real Trump burn, since he doesn't like paying taxes.

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      1. Ma!!! The meatloaf! We want it Now!!‏ @_ChazzReinhold_ 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        hahahaha that's a gem. PEOTUS will be fuming

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      2. Ziggy's Blues‏ @ziggysblues 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @CitizenWonk @BorowitzReport

        Finally somebody is shooting back!! Thank you. Onward

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      3. CitizenWonk‏ @CitizenWonk 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ziggysblues

        Borowitz has the magic touch when it comes to using satire to add a little twist. 😊

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      4. Ziggy's Blues‏ @ziggysblues 17 Jan 2017
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        😘

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      1. Jamie Brown‏ @cmugolfer 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        without a disclaimer this is not helping the fake news case...Especially on Twitter since it's typically TLDR

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      1.  🖤OneOfTheBlacks (#BeBest is a Slovanian hoax)‏ @ipheebzz 17 Jan 2017
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        The American dream to pay no taxes? Really @SpeakerRyan GTFOH

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      2. Will Sloan, the 6ix Dad‏ @WillSloanEsq 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that @BorowitzReport is not funny.

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      1. Mike Most Fowl-er‏ @theorecol 17 Jan 2017
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        .@NewYorker @envidynxlab @BorowitzReport Funny, cos @Number10gov has just proposed making tax payment in UK punishable by medieval outlook.

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      1. PissedOffGinger‏ @Slebo0923 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Perfect! Just what I was hoping for. May not stop him, but kick him in the balls on the way out.

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      1. Ioana Cotfasa‏ @ioana_BC 17 Jan 2017
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        was he a tax payer? i really do not know. otherwise it would be plain hypocritical.

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      1. JM‏ @JoannaM74998040 17 Jan 2017
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        @Simlyana76 @BorowitzReport what does that mean for Trump? He didn't pay taxes, so that mean he gets the boot? One can only hope

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      1. Mike‏ @MikeAE35 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Trump will argue that he doesn't have to pay taxes because his primary residence isn't in the United States.pic.twitter.com/TZlFWafWGV

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      1. Deplorable Trauncher‏ @trauncher 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        More for Trump to erase... This is going to be fun to watch.

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      1. TDR‏ @LilOldMe63 17 Jan 2017
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        @RodhamHouseRule @BorowitzReport What's wrong with FOLLOWING THE TAX CODE as any other American??

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      1. TDR‏ @LilOldMe63 17 Jan 2017
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        @RodhamHouseRule @BorowitzReport This 2 assure Govt has $2.1M+ 2take Obama's 2 PalmSpringsCA on AF1 AFTER the inauguration? 2wks+

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      1. Therese B‏ @tlboo75 17 Jan 2017
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        that is funny, did Bozo pay taxes? How about those with sour grapes start acting with a little dignity?

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