"fortunately I had a spatula"
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"Alexa, what is a blind trust?"
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it might happen one day
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I should've opened a bagel shop
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"It was still better than business class, right?"
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I think all of these could have the phrase 'Trump Won. Deal with it."
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We are at least out before the inauguration...
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