With deluded notions about men like these, it's no wonder that women marry bridges, dogs, and themselves.
@NewYorker @tnyshoutspic.twitter.com/Gy4B12XwTs
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With deluded notions about men like these, it's no wonder that women marry bridges, dogs, and themselves.
@NewYorker @tnyshoutspic.twitter.com/Gy4B12XwTs
On an unrelated topic, will you marry me, Nina? 

Thanks for the marriage proposal, but I am currently dating a real bear!
@Sanct_Serbpic.twitter.com/02ly77U3gr
Why settle for a bear when you can have a fictional character in an alternate costume and w Serbian roots?pic.twitter.com/ReVSeQw8YQ
Is that hickey all over your body?
Indeed. To paraphrase Meatwad, I got them from dates, with women of the opposite sex. #SerbtheSeducer
Damn, you studmuffin. Now go fight some bear to win Nina.
.@NewYorker Please delete @tnyshouts, this is embarrassing
This is really embarrassing garbage from a once fine publication.
Mr.Alt-Right it is. Damn fine upstanding man if I may say so.
Mr. Left - Helps your boyfriend with the groceries.
You can no longer talk to Pepe if you want to date me, kermit!!!!pic.twitter.com/baE4ROiVvd
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