God bless us, everyone!
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I paused my airing of grievances to thank you for your catchy rendition and intriguing spelling of "Christmassy."
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Close up shop?! You've made my Christmas!
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How did a young Woody Allen get in there?
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Thank you for defining Nanci Pelosi as the new left. After that alchemy you need a break.
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Fire Borowitz, plz
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