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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 5 Dec 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: Ben Carson Warns That Bible Makes No Mention of Housing or Urban Development http://nyer.cm/1bOwFIa pic.twitter.com/aHZ6zFwQr8

    1:10 PM - 5 Dec 2016
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      1. DialogicNYC‏ @DialogicNYC 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        did #BenCarson miss that bit in the Bible where Mary and Joseph are desperately seeking housing, the #Nativity?

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      1. Angry Young Man‏ @155163 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        But it tells him to build pyramids to serve as corn silos.

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      1. Phillip Sheppard‏Verified account @PSheppardTV 5 Dec 2016
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        .@NewYorker @BorowitzReport Last I check neuro surgeons aren't in the #Bible either, Here you are. #BenCarson Trumphttps://www.google.com/amp/www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/amp/donald-trump-calls-ben-carsons-pathological-temper-incurable-n462601?client=ms-android-verizon …

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      2. RoseBraden‏ @braden_rose 5 Dec 2016
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        @DAVIDCOMFORT @BorowitzReport gotta be careful with satire because it sounds too real 😳

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      3. david comfort‏ @DAVIDCOMFORT 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @braden_rose @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        .Exactly. Satire becomes real when reality becomes surreal.

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      1. John Ringoes‏ @JohnRingoes 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker

        You guys DO KNOW that @Borowitzreport is SATIRE? There is no brain surgery in the bible either... sigh.

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      1. I am the Zombie Woof‏ @WiscoViking 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Ben Carson isn't mentioned in the Bible either

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      1. Theresa‏ @CaffeinatedBrew 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        or "When you can't tell the difference between truth and satire." @funder

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      2. david comfort‏ @DAVIDCOMFORT 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @ArbiterAnubis @BorowitzReport

        .Au Contraire: Bible constantly harps on qualifications 4 Housing & UD - in Heaven.

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      3. Arbiter Anubis‏ @ArbiterAnubis 5 Dec 2016
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        .@DAVIDCOMFORT Yeah... the rivers of Milk & Honey would flow next to the Grain Pyramids.. Heaven is IHOP? LOL @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

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      1. Michael McDonnell‏ @mikemcdonnell 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Psychopath

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      2. boringfileclerk‏ @boringfileclerk 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        If we all used the Bible as a literal map to conduct our lives, we would ALL be healthy, wealthy, and wise!

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      1. grace  🦋‏ @gracefree86 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Ha! That's a laugh. Housing? Building/destroying cities? That is all over the Bible. #NoRoomAtTheInn

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      1. David Lannister‏ @davidlannister1 5 Dec 2016
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        The Bible mentions stoning adulterers. Watch out Donald, Bens coming for you.

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      1. 2big2fail_believewomen‏ @2big2fail 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Trump's 1st pick was a cabbage; 2nd was #magic8ball Both said no. Which Carson will show?http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/05/politics/ben-carson-2016-childhood-violence/index.html …

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      1. VS Brodie‏ @sevenbrodie 5 Dec 2016
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        and the pyramids were built to store grain..

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      1. Nic McConnell‏ @NicMcC83 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        is there a way to keep following theNew Yorker but never see Borowitz?

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      2. piano807‏ @piano807 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        You are condescending toward Dr. Ben Carson,and it's very unattractive.His IQ is likely a lot higher than yours.

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