did #BenCarson miss that bit in the Bible where Mary and Joseph are desperately seeking housing, the #Nativity?
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But it tells him to build pyramids to serve as corn silos.
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Last I check neuro surgeons aren't in the#Bible either, Here you are.#BenCarson Trumphttps://www.google.com/amp/www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/amp/donald-trump-calls-ben-carsons-pathological-temper-incurable-n462601?client=ms-android-verizon …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@DAVIDCOMFORT@BorowitzReport gotta be careful with satire because it sounds too real
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You guys DO KNOW that
@Borowitzreport is SATIRE? There is no brain surgery in the bible either... sigh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ben Carson isn't mentioned in the Bible either
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or "When you can't tell the difference between truth and satire."
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.Au Contraire: Bible constantly harps on qualifications 4 Housing & UD - in Heaven.
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@DAVIDCOMFORT Yeah... the rivers of Milk & Honey would flow next to the Grain Pyramids.. Heaven is IHOP? LOL@NewYorker@BorowitzReport
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Psychopath
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If we all used the Bible as a literal map to conduct our lives, we would ALL be healthy, wealthy, and wise!
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Ha! That's a laugh. Housing? Building/destroying cities? That is all over the Bible.
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The Bible mentions stoning adulterers. Watch out Donald, Bens coming for you.
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Trump's 1st pick was a cabbage; 2nd was
#magic8ball Both said no. Which Carson will show?http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/05/politics/ben-carson-2016-childhood-violence/index.html …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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and the pyramids were built to store grain..
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is there a way to keep following theNew Yorker but never see Borowitz?
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You are condescending toward Dr. Ben Carson,and it's very unattractive.His IQ is likely a lot higher than yours.
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