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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 4 Dec 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: Obama Politely Asks Trump to Wait Until Inauguration Before Destroying Worldhttp://nyer.cm/ZPtoM8w 

    8:40 AM - 4 Dec 2016
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      2. QUEEN BEY‏ @twentyone40 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I'm not a proud American anymore Trump is our leader how could this be happening ??

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      2. Shallow Updates‏ @TinctureDrone 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker

        maybe consider not tweeting unfunny fake news from the main @NewYorker account?

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. John Idstrom‏ @Meez_en_Place 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @TinctureDrone @NewYorker

        please look up difference between "fake news" and "satire". It's probably in the googles.

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      2. Loli-Pop  🍭‏ @LanceStrasser 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Trump politely asks Obama to stop violating constitutional limits on executive powers.

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      3. Dory Owen‏ @doryowen 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @LanceStrasser

        Ha! Trump (constitutional scholar?) is already overstepping all over the place.

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      4. Loli-Pop  🍭‏ @LanceStrasser 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @doryowen

        Really? More than Obamas violation of constitutional limits of executive powers? Ok. Guess karmas a bitch huh? 😂

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      5. Dory Owen‏ @doryowen 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @LanceStrasser

        Yup. Buckle your seat belt.

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      1. Hood Snacks‏ @hood_snacks 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        ok .... This was funny

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      1. Cathy Kaku  🍓‏ @cathykaku1 4 Dec 2016
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        Hmm...🤔 There's a thing called the "One China" policy? I just wanted to build a @Trump Tower in Taiwan. @NewYorker @BorowitzReport @GOPpic.twitter.com/DGi9yv5uI7

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      1. Treva Prevette‏ @tprevette15 4 Dec 2016
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        Obama has done a fine job of destroying things himself

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      1. Chaquetovskiy Politikov‏ @ChaquetasPolit1 4 Dec 2016
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        @DeniseDresserG @BorowitzReport hard to imagine Trump with a briefcase full of codes of nuclear weapons and no place to hide :/

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      1. Richard Cleveland‏ @RCleve64 4 Dec 2016
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        @jhalifax @BorowitzReport it is these types of comments that main stream media uses to hurt our country we do forget early #Obama

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      1. Patriot‏ @ahm862 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        amazing to see Trump supporters deny the truth to justify his speech and actions

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      1. Edward Burrow‏ @Edwardpogg 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Lol. Wait. POTUS is serious. TS Elliot was wrong. With DJT we'll go out in a large violent explosion.

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      1. ArmyHouse‏ @mustlovemoving 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        We're all asking. In fact, if he could delay it until his inevitable impeachment,that'd be awfully decent of him.

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      1. Logic confuses Libs‏ @winston__1984 4 Dec 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        And for some reason New Yorker subscriptions are way down

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      1. Susie‏ @susiedaddario 11 Jan 2017
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        even Lincoln's bust can't bear to watch.

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