"I don't like guys who were captured, I like guys who escaped."
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This is hilarious!! I must re-tweet because if it is on the Internet, it must be true.... ;)
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@LucyKDenver@BorowitzReport bwahahahahaha! -
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Experience wins out for first time in Trump cabinet picks.
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Another successful businessman, part of the billionaires club. Too bad Pablo Escobar wasn't available.
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@CheleReamey@BorowitzReport DON'T LAUGH, IT COULD HAPPEN. TRUMP GET FREE COKE. HE DOESN'T PAY 4 NOTHINGThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@liv_let_liv@BorowitzReport Bullshit! Why don't you write REAL news about#PizzaGate#Podesta &#MadelineMcCann@JoeBidenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Is
@NewYorker just using an Andy Borowitz article generator at this point?https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/803247103774441472 …
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Makes sense to me...
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@realDonaldTrump you must select EL CHAPO for DEA!!@BorowitzReportThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@frankhowell7911@BorowitzReport Who said fake news can't be funny ass funny?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@twelvetreez@BorowitzReport would not be protested, I'm sure.#AxBillGatesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker You're nuts@BorowitzReport
Let's pick Chapo to arrange @realdonaldtrump's national security team much better. Chapo'll love itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I wouldn't be surprised.
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Good appointment Maybe he'll legalize the stuff.
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Makes sense. Carson's qualifications are that he lived in inner city, so El Chapo would be perfect pick for DEA.
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