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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 22 Oct 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring Loser of Presidential Election to Leave Countryhttp://nyer.cm/OylYmhI 

    6:00 AM - 22 Oct 2016
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    • shah zamanus Karina Emberly Trish#TheResistance Yng-Ru Chen U.N. Owen Dolo Leal Lobo Keli Björklund Robin Nicholas Molodyko
    33 replies 224 retweets 507 likes
      1. Lisa Moraitis 🇬🇷 🇺🇸‏ @LisaMoraitis1 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I'd like nothing more than that to be true. It would be nice to have DT leave.

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      1. Cyrano's Nose‏ @Cyranos_Nose 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Used to really like the idea of the runner-up becoming the winner's Vice President I dont like that idea anymore

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      1. Trish#TheResistance‏ @TrishAHamme 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Bye Bye Donnie !

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      2. John James Fairbanks‏ @johnfairbanks 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        It's rumoured that Obama cannot stand Hillary, so perhaps he's hoping for a Trump win?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      4. John James Fairbanks‏ @johnfairbanks 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ellipsis69

        Funny, in England we call it humour. We're famous for our sense of humour.

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      6. John James Fairbanks‏ @johnfairbanks 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ellipsis69

        Er, I think you'll find the original tweet from the New Yorker was the attempt at satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Spencer Ford‏ @spencerkford 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        why do we have to wait?

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      1. James  🌲‏ @jamzeaton 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ArtistYork @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Whoooosh!

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      1. Zeb Zimmerman‏ @THEBIGZ1992 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        the sad part is all the people who wish it was true

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      1. George Peterson  🌊‏ @petersongeorged 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        How many people have already angrily posted this as if it's real?

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      1. Amniot‏ @Amniot 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Please stop satire for now. Too dangerous.There are people who believe it. They will vote for Trump out of fear.

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      1. Debbie  🇨🇦 ✡️‏ @PotterWatchr 22 Oct 2016
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        @WhitfordBradley @BorowitzReport just so we are clear 🇨🇦 doesn't want either....

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      1. Roberta Steve‏ @Bertie913 22 Oct 2016
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        If only...

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      1. олег слинько‏ @slinko20141 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Very good!

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      1. Francine cafarella‏ @francinecafa 22 Oct 2016
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        really now.

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