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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 19 Oct 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring Loser of Presidential Election to Leave Countryhttp://nyer.cm/kzIVCHU 

    7:37 PM - 19 Oct 2016
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      1. CJ Wallington‏ @cjwallington 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @MikeShoag @BorowitzReport cool!! where's she going? 😜

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      1. Kevin Dasch‏ @kmdasch 19 Oct 2016
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        @wurvous @BorowitzReport can he send both of them away?

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      1. Off-season Beer Prawns & The Matildas‏ @barrys_pr 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        he can't rest of us won't accept them

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      2. Mano Wijetilaka‏ @manowije 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        but who would want @realDonaldTrump in their country? #dumptrump

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      1. Joyride  ♉‏ @WillKlaver 19 Oct 2016
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        ..sweet..he can live with pootin.. @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

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      1. Agboohlar Lucas‏ @LucasAgboohlar 19 Oct 2016
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        and never come back

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      1. Michael F Bell‏ @castledangerous 19 Oct 2016
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        @mamanastase @BorowitzReport leave the planet?

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      1. cindy hammel‏ @cindyville 19 Oct 2016
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        My SF housemate's is Chinese. Post #debatenight he runs in & reads this headline *WIDE-EYED* Kenny, meet #satire.

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      1. Leroy Rivers‏ @LiterallyLeroy 19 Oct 2016
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        The winner should leave too. In fact, we should throw all 500+ of our princes out and start again.

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      1. Danny Perez‏ @kR1ptic09 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Why do I have the feeling @realDonaldTrump will be tweeting about this early in the AM

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      1. Lib R. Al‏ @Budman50474 19 Oct 2016
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        Bye Donnie!

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      1. rick squire‏ @catras4040 19 Oct 2016
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        good riddance to Hillary an Bill.

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      1. Joshua Navin‏ @JNavin87 29 Oct 2016
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        what!!

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      1. Tracy Tanner‏ @tanner_tweet 23 Oct 2016
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        Thanks Obama, for ridding America of the Clintons once and for all. #DRAINTHESWAMP #TRUMP #KILLARYFORPRISON

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      1. Mad Dog‏ @TheMadDog13 20 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @Sarah_Carter @BorowitzReport

        bye bye Hillary

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      1. Deborah Whitfield‏ @SavoirFaire59 20 Oct 2016
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        Obama, Hillary & Bill should all be indicted, stripped of their arrogant immunity. Go away & never return.

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      1. Esperance‏ @KathrynHLloyd64 20 Oct 2016
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        ah, if only ...

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      1. Bev Noel‏ @bnoel31 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Actually, Trump may decide it's in his best interest to leave the country.

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