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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 19 Oct 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring Loser of Presidential Election to Leave Countryhttp://nyer.cm/HjYtH55 

    5:22 AM - 19 Oct 2016
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      2. Carmen Vellon‏ @carmenvellon 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @daleoreilly10 @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        you mean we can finally send all the racist sexist bigots to a GOP fantasy island run by trump 😃

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      3. Dale O'Reilly‏ @daleoreilly10 20 Oct 2016
        Replying to @carmenvellon @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I was thinking more of a prison camp in Siberia run by Putin.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Carmen Vellon‏ @carmenvellon 20 Oct 2016
        Replying to @daleoreilly10 @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I concede and concur your idea is much better 👍 apropos of their admiration of dictatorship

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      1. Barbara Petro‏ @bettyribs 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I know a gofundme acct that would pay for his travel

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      1. Donna Zoll‏ @donnazoll 19 Oct 2016
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        The USA can not be rid of the obama soon enough. He does not have the maturity to leave the house alone.

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      1. Grandma's On Her Way‏ @upickmepickme 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Hillary Clinton needs to drop out of the race for POTUS to stop the hemorrhaging of fraud and deceit

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      1. Dennis J Barron‏ @djbarro 19 Oct 2016
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        @JewishVoice @BorowitzReport He should sign the same order for people who crossed our borders illegally to leave. Any chance?

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      1. mcmaxe‏ @maxemc 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        hahaha If people actually read they would get this is written by a comedian. It is funny. If only haha

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      1.  🌏 Joe Schmoe  🇺🇸  🌊‏ @roamer69 19 Oct 2016
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        pic.twitter.com/e4rUDTOUtp

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      1. YASSINE Mohammed‏ @0x016F2818 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        is this a joke ?

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      1. Karen B.‏ @kbutler127 21 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Is it retroactive?

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      1. Msg‏ @mariaangel4444 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        everyone says Hillary is sick and Michelle will take her place does this mean she has to leave the country?

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      1. on my way home‏ @onmywayhomw 19 Oct 2016
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        . WOW . Is this even the United States anymore

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      1. Brendan‏ @MLBrendan 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        shouldn't you have a disclaimer for these onion type articles

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      1. Joe‏ @HeyMrJo 19 Oct 2016
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        @momogonzalez4 @BorowitzReport LOL that should be both of them

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      1. sanford sklansky‏ @sanford943 19 Oct 2016
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        some like Fox and Friends, Limbaugh etc are going to believe this

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      1. ericalvino‏ @ericalvino 19 Oct 2016
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        AND TO TAKE HIS HORSE HE CAME WITH!

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      1. Go Faster Mr. Mueller, FASTER!!!‏ @RobertWalter 19 Oct 2016
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        @ClancyReports @BorowitzReport Somehow, whichever way it goes, if law were real, the whole population would have to leave.

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      1. Audio Joe‏ @audiojoe13 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        wait Hillary could lose, so would we as a country lose Bill...

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