pretty sure adulthood begins when you realize teens are terrifying @NewYorker @tnyshouts
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@unicornrockstar@tnyshouts Quote Andy Borowitz. No one under 90 listens to him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"Do not make eye contact." Glad I'm not the only one who avoids teenagers.
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like sharks smell blood they'll smell your cowardice. Just avoid walking, whiz past them instead.
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@HillaryClinton completely shunned@BilldeBlasio when he tried to address income inequality in NYC Check out#PodestaEmailspic.twitter.com/frWvl3PEgh
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Perfect.
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