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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 29 Sep 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: Gary Johnson Vows to Get Tough on East Koreahttp://nyer.cm/lELOF60 

    4:00 PM - 29 Sep 2016
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      1. JJ‏ @nwilsauer 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @JJohnsonLaw @BorowitzReport Oh God it's a scary election when I have trouble separating the satire from actual stories

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      2. Marc Possley‏ @mcpoz 29 Sep 2016
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        @JJohnsonLaw @BorowitzReport We are still looking for it, but trust me, once we find it, we will get tough on East Korea.

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      3. شهناز محمّد 🌎‏ @ShanaazMohammed 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @mcpoz

        Lol!😁 and we're going to bring them Democracy IF they have oil reserves. Only IF, though @NewYorker @JJohnsonLaw @BorowitzReport

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      4. Marc Possley‏ @mcpoz 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ShanaazMohammed @NewYorker and

        YEAH ! We'll get the oil and take it out.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Bradford S Hilton‏ @roqdude 29 Sep 2016
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        @JJohnsonLaw @BorowitzReport that's funny!!!

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      1. شهناز محمّد 🌎‏ @ShanaazMohammed 29 Sep 2016
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        @IsraelKafka @BorowitzReport That gave me an LOL moment😀 "East Korea".. brilliant!

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      1. catie‏ @surfergurl50 29 Sep 2016
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        @Terrence_CFP @BorowitzReport does he actually know where that is??

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      1. Diverse1‏ @NotUrAvgDuck 29 Sep 2016
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        Put Weld in the #1 position... I'm done with this guy.

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      1. FULTON DOMVITO NEALY‏ @domvito61 29 Sep 2016
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        gary get a day job!!!pic.twitter.com/2tndoj0Lao

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      1. MichaelLardizabal‏ @MikeLardizabal 29 Sep 2016
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        - eff it ! I'm still for him ! he can get a tutor

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      1. Chris Powell for Gov‏Verified account @okcspowell 2 Oct 2016
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        Good satire is accurate, but this isn't. Unlike those other two, #GaryJohnson is not a jingoist sabre rattler.

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      1. Ingrid Marchus‏ @Lizzette72 30 Sep 2016
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        Oh my.....

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      1. Atom Aunt‏ @MerileeEaton 29 Sep 2016
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        Oh you little brat! Got me too! I love you!

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      1. Atom Aunt‏ @MerileeEaton 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Right. But can he find it on a map? Are you sure?

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      1. Chris‏ @Miamichris1 29 Sep 2016
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        That f... guy meant East NY! Lol 😂🖕🏿

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      1. EggbertTheGreat‏ @ArchStantonTomb 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @guygavrielkay @BorowitzReport

        Jeez, I knew Libertarians were isolationists, but this is just plain silly.

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      1. Patrice E. Carlson‏ @Tutoanana 29 Sep 2016
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        please put this on Facebook. That is pathetic.

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      1. Yocha‏ @Bbop_rocksteady 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        it's sad that I didn't know this was satire.

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