.@NewYorker @BorowitzReport I cannot think of a style of humor that's further from the realm of wit.
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Already well on my way ....
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#denatenight check,@CNN check, Xanax check, alcohol check.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I love that they're using a vacuum from the 1960's to clean that carpet.
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Damn straight
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