"he must have traded in the two tablets"
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At this rate, It'll take us 40 years to cross the desert!
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We've had a WAVE of followers!
#TEXTodus!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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No I didn't tell him about photoshop.
@NewYorker @WidnerHallieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"We'll see who broke the Internet..."
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"Behold, I've created a 'Selfie-Wave'" * Reference:
#MexicanWave#FootballThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"Walk this way."
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Ugh, I hope this doesn’t go in the Torah
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"Yes, I know that they've removed the headphone jack - but please don't tell him that NOW."
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Can you Trump this ?
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I've had about enough of this selfie schtick
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"We woke up like this
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"Let's see the non-believers of the future argue with photographic evidence-if u hold it at an angle it hides your double chin."
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"...and that's the third time I got crabs."
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holy Moses! surf's up!
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"The Selfienant"
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More like "let my people Google."
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