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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 11 Sep 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: New Poll Reveals Voters Find Unconscious Clinton More Fit to Be President Than Conscious Trumphttp://nyer.cm/fGXK2O8 

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      1. Spencer Graf‏ @SpencerGraf 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Kaine is certainly more qualified than Trump. Mayor, Governor, US Senator.

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      1. Johnny Truth‏ @ScaphismViaFDA 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I'd vote for a shambling zombie who just repeated "brains" over and over again, before i would vote for Trump.

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      1. Trump@CommonSenseLaw‏ @yrvora 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I believe that even a dead Hillary will be a better president than Trump.

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      1. Tony‏ @avtramontano 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Funny that polls indicate beleaguered US citizens think a fascist game show host is a more suitable president.

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      1. Cup_of_Joe‏ @Cup_of_Joe2 11 Sep 2016
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        pic.twitter.com/7QnFP1xOxJ

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      1. Sarx88  🇮🇹 🇪🇺‏ @Sarx88 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Lmao

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      1. TRUTH&JUSTICE‏ @OMETA16 12 Sep 2016
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        She succumbed to illness in going above and beyond in her job. He's a total loser;multiple trials & investigations may prove it.

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      1. Anwar‏ @Anwar78747611 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @dantherriault @BorowitzReport

        It is amazing to what extent these tabloids will go to sell their news papers. Best Health Wishes!

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      1. Crispin Rovere‏ @crispinrovere 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        how about an unconscious Clinton vs a conscious Clinton - result probably the same.

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      1. Other Harry Cole‏ @OtherHarryCole 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @GreenGrounded @BorowitzReport

        With respect, that could be seen as a commentary on the voters' ability to understand the issues.

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      1. Rosa West‏ @bocachica70 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        😄 for real!

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      1. ʎpɐ˥ ʇɐƆ ʎʞǝǝ⅁™ 🎧 💃 🐱 🐱‏ @AgentMcNasty 11 Sep 2016
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        that's what happens when we have such old candidates!

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      1. gwyn‏ @guinevere225 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        😉

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      2. Pundit Planet‏ @punditfap 11 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        next: "New poll reveals no-pulse Clinton..."

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      1. D Lou Kelley‏ @thistle65bank 12 Sep 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        give me a fainting HRC over dt any day.

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      1. Ramesh‏ @RameshK__ 12 Sep 2016
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        @JaneMayerNYer @BorowitzReport This is because HRC can not bomb, bomb, bomb and start WW III while unconscious.

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      1. Paul  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿‏ @yesEvilp 12 Sep 2016
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        @allisonpearson @BorowitzReport she looks like Ken Dodd

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