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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 31 Aug 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: Obama Pays Mexico Five Billion Dollars to Keep Donald Trump http://nyer.cm/YtYS6OB pic.twitter.com/7HM6QsKghe

    5:30 AM - 31 Aug 2016
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      1. Rosetta_MicDrop ;D‏ @RedRoseQueen1 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @terileemcclain @BorowitzReport

        Very rich! (if ONLY it were true, lmao)pic.twitter.com/UFt0TZ2SQn

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      2. Father Sun‏ @FATHASUN 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        They will NOT accept this offer.. just make burritos out of him and call it a day.. feed it to the pigs..

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      3. Damon Cherico‏ @theGuy13 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @FATHASUN @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        that's animal cruelty..

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      1. Amy Mariea Bowllan‏ @abowllan 31 Aug 2016
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        @Larryferlazzo @BorowitzReportpic.twitter.com/OUY7t6Bz9H

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      1. Damon Cherico‏ @theGuy13 31 Aug 2016
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        @MacCocktail @BorowitzReport now THAT is our tax dollars at work!

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      1. SIR KENT‏ @akirahinorei 31 Aug 2016
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        @MacCocktail @BorowitzReport IF ONLY this were true...and it WORKED!

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      1. Bob‏ @Bobsquestions 31 Aug 2016
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        @Desha7 @BorowitzReport If only it were that easy!

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      1. Jonathan Yungkans‏ @JonYungkans 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Don't we wish, @geokaren?

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      1. Laszlo Alexander‏ @bignudge 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @Plantflowes @BorowitzReport how about Mexico keeps @realDonaldTrump, and the U.S. stop the drug war.

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      1. Harold Isaac‏ @haroldisaac 31 Aug 2016
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        @edloz @BorowitzReport 😂

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      1. Robby Eckard‏ @spinnypinwheel 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Sorry but you'll never match @TheOnion

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      2. Wes‏ @Wes72971 31 Aug 2016
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        @AuthorJackBloom @BorowitzReport I wish!

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      3. I ❤️MY PARTY‏ @AuthorJackBloom 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @Wes72971 @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I think El Chapo will be on hand

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      4. Wes‏ @Wes72971 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @AuthorJackBloom @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        now that would be awesome!!!

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      2. Luis Joaquin Glez‏ @luisjoaq 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @DeniseDresserG @BorowitzReport No confío ni en el anfitrión ni en el invitado. Mejor que no venga

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      3. Laura Rivera A.‏ @Laura7Rivera 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @luisjoaq @NewYorker and

        Nooo! Not in México!

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      4. Luis Joaquin Glez‏ @luisjoaq 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @Laura7Rivera @NewYorker and

        tienes razón. Que guarden su dinero porque igual se lo queda ya sabemos quien...

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      2. Entertainers‏ @united__UK 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        this is believable because Obama is a coward withno backbone @realDonaldTrump is a real man with guts and honesty

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Damon Cherico‏ @theGuy13 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @united__UK @NewYorker and

        please explain how paying Mexico to keep Trump reflects a lack of courage?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Entertainers‏ @united__UK 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @theGuy13 @NewYorker and

        Obama already showed he is a coward by paying Iran Ransom,Obama cannot beat him fairly

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      5. Damon Cherico‏ @theGuy13 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @united__UK @NewYorker and

        Obama isn't running against Trump. Also, that was money owed to Iran since 1979.

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      6. Entertainers‏ @united__UK 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @theGuy13 @NewYorker and

        you really believe that? you must be a clown.he is running with Hillary for his legacy

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Damon Cherico‏ @theGuy13 31 Aug 2016
        Replying to @united__UK @NewYorker and

        he's not "running" for any office... it's clear to see why you're a trump supporter.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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