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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 15 Aug 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: Trump Blames Bad Poll Numbers on Existence of Numerical System http://nyer.cm/DqJIjTm pic.twitter.com/6hyhZtIKfo

    9:22 AM - 15 Aug 2016
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      1. Pierre Martin‏ @pmartin_UdeM 15 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker

        .@NewYorker @BorowitzReport Our numerical system has an Arabic origin. So, obviously, numbers are biased against Trump. Duh...

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      2. Darwin Woodka‏ @darwinwoodka 15 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Possibly true -- that zero is ARABIC, after all!

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Julian M Lobachewski‏ @TheJML9999 15 Aug 2016
        Replying to @darwinwoodka @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        1 thru 9 are also suspected to be Arabic Al-gebra

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      1. Resist w Poetry‏ @KettlesP 15 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        “It’s why I won’t release my taxes,” he said. “They’re full of goddam numbers.” is priceless!

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      1. Artie‏ @coffeegeekguy 15 Aug 2016
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        .@NewYorker @TammaraMaiden1 @BorowitzReport I'm waiting for @realDonaldTrump to blame his bad poll numbers on the use of Arabic numerals

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      1. John Libert PhD‏ @JohnLibert3 15 Aug 2016
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        Trump needs to get in contact with Stephen Hawking who probably could show him that numbers can be terribly fun!

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      1. commonsense38‏ @commonsense38 15 Aug 2016
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        What is he going to blame it on next? People breathing?

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      2. Richard Samuel Kerr‏ @Rich_893 16 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        -Trump says: if the numbers are bad, blame it on the numbers,

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      1. Heath Holden‏ @HoldenHeath 15 Aug 2016
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        "If numbers didn't exist I wouldn't be doing so poorly"...

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      1. Justice for all. Just kidding.‏ @zdorenbos 15 Aug 2016
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        Damn those ancient Indians

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      1. LarryKellogg‏ @LarryKellogg 15 Aug 2016
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        Darned math.

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      1. Daddy Love‏ @SemiMooch 15 Aug 2016
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        .@NewYorker @KittenKoder @BorowitzReport "After I'm elected president, people will never trust numbers again, believe me."

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      1. Zena Hagerty‏ @Sublimatus 15 Aug 2016
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        @GideonJagged @BorowitzReport He is pulling out all the stops and resorting to Exorcism of the rationale mind?

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      1. Zena Hagerty‏ @Sublimatus 15 Aug 2016
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        @GideonJagged @BorowitzReport no

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