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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 12 Aug 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: Trump Says He Would Only Use Nuclear Weapons in a Sarcastic Way http://nyer.cm/pHBxbHs pic.twitter.com/ljOYlRjBUH

    8:15 AM - 12 Aug 2016
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      2. sexy Brexit AF‏ @andrewfergusson 12 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        @owenblacker grimmest double take/nervous yet comforting laugh/moral sigh/nihilistic ennui causing tweet ever

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      3. Owen Blacker‏ @owenblacker 12 Aug 2016
        Replying to @andrewfergusson

        It's pretty on point, isn't it

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      4. sexy Brexit AF‏ @andrewfergusson 12 Aug 2016
        Replying to @owenblacker

        it’s like the bit in Good Omens when Death is at the pup quiz machine and insists Elvis isn’t dead because he didn’t get him.

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      1. DeeRob‏ @AtBatedBreath 12 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I'm usually not a big Borowitz fan -- but he's been on fire the last few months. Good stuff.

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      2. Karen Walz‏ @khwalz 12 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        I'm KIDDING, people! Take a joke, willya? And get that glowing baby outta here.

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      1. Rɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅ Aʀᴍɪᴛᴀɢᴇ US  🌊‏ @RArmitage_US 12 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @reidarms @BorowitzReport

        I thought this was brilliant. Love Andy.

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      1. magenta96‏ @valleylily56 12 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        ignorant, ridiculous man. always saying "but I kid". never funny. cynical waste of time.

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      2. sillygoose 💕 🌸 💃🏾 💃‏ @Hannajewel 12 Aug 2016
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        @chirpydove @BorowitzReport He will never get near any codes for nothing❣Not even morse codes by walkies

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      1. RosannaDanna‏ @laura19191 13 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @chirpydove @BorowitzReport

        They should ask him bomb questions at the debate.

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      1. Coddiwomple‏ @wildjaden 12 Aug 2016
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        .@NewYorker @BorowitzReport Oh, come onnnn. Dropping nuclear weapons is funny. Buhlieve me. It's so funny. Many people say it's hilarious.

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      1. luke‏ @Chesterfield359 12 Aug 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Same way Joe the Plumber must mean it when he spouts policy issues.

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      1. Matt Healey‏ @matthealeyrn 12 Aug 2016
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        @BernardKeane @BorowitzReport the mind boggles.What is a sacastic way to use Nukes?We meant to kill Iranians but killed Iraqies?

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      1. Jon Lafever‏ @lafever91 12 Aug 2016
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        #are you humorless

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