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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 22 Jun 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: Cash-Strapped Trump Campaign Auctions Chris Christie on eBay http://nyer.cm/0gH03pI pic.twitter.com/zijG46bKYH

    8:45 AM - 22 Jun 2016
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      1. Munchkin's Nana‏ @Munchkinsnana 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Wouldn't you know it, right after I paid full price for a Chris Christie!

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      1. MD Long‏ @longmd105 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        If you throw in "Bridgegate" I'll may a bid of $1....

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      1. who got next‏ @dale967dale 22 Jun 2016
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        ...and no one put in a bid.

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      1. Brian Dee‏ @brianmdee 24 Jun 2016
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        A high % of the ‘Leave EU’ voters did so in defiance, because a feckless & weak Pres. Obama threatened the UK not to leave the EU

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      1. B.J.'s daughter, AES‏ @PIXIKU 23 Jun 2016
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        Being disrespectful of Honorable @realDonaldTrump and Honorable @GovChristie to get noticed NOT funny, it's rude.

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      1. Lalit‏ @lpx919 22 Jun 2016
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        Is the air pump sold separately?

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      1. Chris‏ @Miamichris1 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Lol 😂 The f... f... is so traumatized,he doesn't know up from down anymore!🖕🏿"... go home,the 🛫 is over there,go!

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      1. AntiPaladinX‏ @psmadrid99 22 Jun 2016
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        @TheJohnDiMaggio @BorowitzReportpic.twitter.com/5KtWS0C9mb

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      1. Anders Andreyevitch‏ @ANDREYEVSKY 22 Jun 2016
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        But, @BorowitzReport, how many doorstops does a person need?

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      1. Tonyt‏ @tonyt3313 22 Jun 2016
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        what happened I thought they would dump was a billionaire turns out he ain't nothing but a broke ass douchebag

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      1. Richard Mintz‏ @judgemintz 22 Jun 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReportpic.twitter.com/0MUXm50TB8

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      1. Stiz‏ @stiz7757 22 Jun 2016
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        You could get him cheap but who could afford to feed him.

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      1. Person of Interest‏ @DjohnCoffee 22 Jun 2016
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        . That's pathatic. Trump is willing to spend 1 billion dollars in his campaign. He's good for his word Vote Trump

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      1. neichan‏ @Neichan22R 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Now that would be strange. You think they'd televise? Or silent auction?

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      1. Robert Pilster Jr.‏ @PilsterJr 22 Jun 2016
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        @TheJohnDiMaggio @BorowitzReport Isn't this sort of like human trafficking/smuggling. Trump is crazy.

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      1. #milliontweetmarch‏ @stopguninsanity 22 Jun 2016
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        just think of the food bill to own a Christie no thanks

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      1. Shamala Schultz‏ @ShamieeeSchultz 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        there should be a warning label made for anyone who supports him!! Beware you might be sold for Trump !!!

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      1.  🌊Southerngal 🌊‏ @NCB116 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        It would cost wayyyy too much to feed him.

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      1. Gadfly M  ⌛️‏ @GadflyMorse 22 Jun 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Lucky 4 Neocon HRC for Conman Trump--easy target--easy to beat. But we're saddled w/this: http://inthesetimes.com/article/18998/neocon-war-hawks-want-hillary-clinton-over-donald-trump.-no-surprisetheyve …

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