Lol, do people not understand this is a humor column? 
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right?? Like, no need for a parody it was already so ludicrous
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you have a trust fund! Of course it's easy to get up and leave. Worst.
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I would be a free spirit if my father owns a south American rubber empire or whatever empire , lol
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Not funny. Not funny at all....lol!
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who the heck would ever want to read this
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