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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 3 Apr 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: Donald Trump Says Decision to Consider Women Humans Should Be Left to Stateshttp://nyer.cm/p7eLOt3 

    12:28 PM - 3 Apr 2016
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      2. Cat Lady 🤦🏻‍♀️‏ @JennytheCatLady 3 Apr 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport I always think @realDonaldTrump quotes are from @TheOnion. They are sadly real.

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      2.  🇺🇸 🇸🇾 🇷🇺 🇰🇵‏ @Trumpservative 3 Apr 2016
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport The Borowitz report is a satire article. Don't get fooled.

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      3. Kelsomatic‏ @Kelsomatic 3 Apr 2016
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        @trumpservative @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Thanks for pointing this out, I feel safe now. You're a true American hero.

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      1. Rose Buckingham‏ @nebraskaredrose 3 Apr 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Just when I thought Trump and republicans couldn't say anything more offensive or hateful to women.

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      1. (((Diddakoi)))‏ @pavlova4brekkie 3 Apr 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport scariest thing is at first i wasnt quite sure if this was a joke!

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      1. Lisa Ridarelli‏ @LisaRid 3 Apr 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport So if I'm not considered human, does that mean I don't have to pay taxes? Wait, no, I like human things though.

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      1. Chris‏ @Miamichris1 3 Apr 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Insane!🖕🏿

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      1. The Count‏ @metalmania7211 3 Apr 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Ppl still trying to stop the trump train. Wake up ppl its not happening. Keep trying cause you are funny!

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      1. MunsingLaw‏ @MunsingLaw 3 Apr 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport But I heard he then walked it back, said their status now should be permitted.

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      1. Miguel Garcia‏ @Mg578Miguel 3 Apr 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Really pr**k needs to his family and take flight to Mars a claim 4 himself and followers ladies unite and vote

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      1. Joseph Vincelli‏ @vinylblast 3 Apr 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport HOW CAN ANY NORMAL PERSON EVEN THINK THESE WORDS LET ALONE SAY THEM.. MY DAUGHTERS WIFE AND MOM ARE HUMANS. YOU ?

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      1. Susan Fisher‏ @sfisher5711 3 Apr 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport I at first thought this to be true

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      1. Brenda Jones‏ @KatrokkJones 3 Apr 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport @jarthur47 Wow....

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