@NewYorker @BorowitzReport This is one of the times I wish satirical news was actually true
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport April Fools <early> ha haThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Unreal - WTF?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport This sounds like an@TheOnion reportThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport@cgpgrey keep writing!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Would have been tech story of the year, if it was true.
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport I contend they never cracked the encryption, and are just trying to punish Apple for saying noThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker Bullshit they're making that up. You're just saying that to the General Public??? If it was a Samsung that would never happenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Total bullshitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport What a pile of shit....they must think people are really fucking stupidThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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