@NewYorker @BorowitzReport Yes please and also the account bank money from USA goverment too ..please
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@newyorker@borowitzreport Lol! Anticipating that world's most dangerous man might take over world's most powerful military.#madnessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Leave this sort of stuff to The Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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O. F. F. S. How utterly impossible. POTUS can't take "the football" with him Stop being obtuse
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport ...you do realize half the US population will actually "believe" this.#satireThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport he's the only one I would trust with the nuclear codes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport will he give them to IsisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Please Do!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport yeah right, oh, it's andy,,,Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Trump would use them as bargaining tool for every international deal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Hysterical!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport thank god.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport It's for the best.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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