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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 17 Mar 2016

    .@BorowitzReport: President Obama Plans to Take Nuclear Launch Codes With Him When He Leaves Officehttp://nyer.cm/DQ5JHR4 

    8:15 AM - 17 Mar 2016
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      1. PILY‏ @webaholicsweet 17 Mar 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Yes please and also the account bank money from USA goverment too ..please

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      1. IG: @BenedickLouw‏ @benedicklouw 17 Mar 2016
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        @newyorker @borowitzreport Lol! Anticipating that world's most dangerous man might take over world's most powerful military. #madness

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      1. Michael Gutierrez‏ @MichaelG398 17 Mar 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Leave this sort of stuff to The Onion.

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      1. Mary C Englum Durham‏ @MaryCDurham51 17 Mar 2016
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        @NewYorker 😂😂😂O. F. F. S. How utterly impossible. POTUS can't take "the football" with him Stop being obtuse👎🏻

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      1. Lamby‏ @swisslamb 17 Mar 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport ...you do realize half the US population will actually "believe" this. #satire

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      1. Barbara Ward #FBR  🌊‏ @barbaraward235 17 Mar 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport he's the only one I would trust with the nuclear codes.

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      1. kathleen burns‏ @BurnsKarhleen 17 Mar 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport will he give them to Isis

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      1. Dino Guillen‏ @moonkooky 17 Mar 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Please Do!

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      1. potcat‏ @potcat22 17 Mar 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport yeah right, oh, it's andy,,,

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      1. phil deal‏ @ice_kingy 17 Mar 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Trump would use them as bargaining tool for every international deal.

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      1. Julie S.  🔥‏ @Juliess31 17 Mar 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Hysterical!!

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      1. James Ray‏ @189thghostrider 17 Mar 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport thank god.

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      1.  🔮Delirium 🐲‏ @LeChantdelOrage 17 Mar 2016
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport It's for the best.

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