@NewYorker @BorowitzReport I abruptly cancelled my meeting with Sean Penn, soon as I realized he's no longer married to Tom Cruise!
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@NewYorker@Benioff@BorowitzReport why is everyone hating on Penn?! Cause he did what no one else could or dared thunk. Shout out PennThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker Borowitz has done it again!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@GerberKawasaki@BorowitzReport He was afraid Penn might be a suicide bomber.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport lol some of these commenters obviously don't know Andy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@THEguywilson@BorowitzReport Good, that actor needs to stay out of all of it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker @Blu_Skydive@BorowitzReport Did he think he was meeting Sean Bean and then someone clued him in? You'd be gutted wouldn't you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Thought that was from The Onion. Hysterical!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport At this rate , next week we will read that SP will get an exclusie interview with Aliens forces from outerspace!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Ted Cruz also cancels meeting with spicoli in Alberta Canada.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker Probably a wise idea for all foreign terrorists to cancel ALL pending interviews with Spicoli.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport No surprise there.Oh well...there's always Kim-Jong-Uh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport sean penn needs to go back to Haiti! and take Madonna with him. so glad Charlize got out of that!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Why? Penn always gives our enemies good coverage.pic.twitter.com/pDclbeLrnB
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