@NewYorker or...you're just plain messing up and casting your screwup as part of a centuries-old tradition makes it easier to slack off.
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@NewYorker isnt it quite thrilling to witness actual grammar being born?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker you can thank auto-correct for typos these days!

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@NewYorker Only if it's sardonically done.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker My phone autocorrects to drunj, does that count?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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