@NewYorker @BorowitzReport It's underground in Nebraska, holding the grain that Mongolians stole from the pyramids.
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport#boughtandpaidforPolitics Time for those meds...and a nap!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Cue Aquaman.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Better to find Philosopher's Stone. Turning base metals into gold would do wonders for the economyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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