@NewYorker It would be awkward. They'd smell awful and be obsessed with your shoes. You'd compliment them and they'd fart shamelessly.
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@NewYorker you can even image how wonderful is to me reading you evrytime I want. God bless the net
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@NewYorker and Hitchens and Sassoon?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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