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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 24 Jul 2015

    .@BorowitzReport: A group of scholars have concluded that the bar can no longer be lowered: http://nyr.kr/1HNZgDP pic.twitter.com/RqmWylOlut

    7:21 AM - 24 Jul 2015
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      1. Tim Wells‏ @sosdivertt 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport This is true.The Democrat out the bar on the ground so it no longer requires much.Trump is pointing that out.

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      1. Elizabeth Henry‏ @eahlovesu13 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport ~Obviously this man must have hit his head on that bar one too many times. That may explain it, right?😳

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      2. Laura Powell‏ @dailysuitcase 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @lisanapoli @BorowitzReport Combing through the report right now.

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      3. lisa napoli‏ @lisanapoli 24 Jul 2015
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        @dailysuitcase @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Don't pull too hard, or....

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      4. Laura Powell‏ @dailysuitcase 24 Jul 2015
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        @lisanapoli @NewYorker @BorowitzReport ..or I'll have a comb-over?

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      1. JoeAkeStudios‏ @joeakestudios 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Obama lowered it the lowest

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      1. stephen albert‏ @stephenalbert11 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @JeffreyGuterman You'd be surprised.

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      1. KimBOOlee‏ @KiiiimLee 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Is there a bar anymore?

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      1. Andrew Keenan‏ @andrewtimkeenan 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport o please do not jinx us!

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      1. John Fullerton‏ @notrelluf 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Gotta love Borowitz.

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      1. GoodTwitty‏ @GoodTwitty 29 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @MaryBowerman @BorowitzReport The only real differences between Trump & His GOP bedmates: Trumps doesn't speak in EUPHEMISMS

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      1. Rebecca Jaramillo‏ @RebeccazWriting 25 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport I bet #Trump will keep trying. And probably succeed. "I will be the most successful bar lowerer -- EVER!"

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      1. Sarah Jackson-Han‏ @SarahJacksonHan 24 Jul 2015
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        RT @NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: scholars concluded the bar can no longer be lowered: http://ow.ly/2budnu  http://ow.ly/2budnt 

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      1. Jim Samsel‏ @tejastani 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport to lower the bar any more would involve digging a trench. Trump will break the GOP, (21st century Whigs)

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      1. Erik Salcido‏ @ErikSalcido 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker "Best description o US is 'TRUMP': Big mouth rich 'BULLY' who thinks he rules d world w/an IRON fist. Solut'n FIM (Fist n mouth)!

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      1. Pants Velour‏ @PantsVelour 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport bar lowered: the new official @realDonaldTrump 2016 Presidential Campaign Songhttp://youtu.be/v2qT8S3v0tw 

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      1. Joel Hueske‏ @ATXResidential 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @rforringer @BorowitzReport

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      1. Johnny Canucklehead‏ @JCanucklehead 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Well, we can start w/ better baseball caps than that atrocity atop the small creature on The Donald's head.

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      1. My Info‏ @dbyrne48 24 Jul 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport. INDUBITABLY SO.

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