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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 7 Apr 2015

    .@BorowitzReport: Rand Paul Joins Crowded Field of People Who Will Never Be Presidenthttp://nyr.kr/1GHSijH 

    8:40 AM - 7 Apr 2015
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      1. Mayor Loü‏ @mayorlou 7 Apr 2015
        Replying to @NewYorker

        .@NewYorker @BorowitzReport I will vote Rand Paul's name in before I vote for Hillary Clinton or Jeb Bush just to give the GOP/DNC some data

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      1. RightWired‏ @_donaldson 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport ANDY BOROWITZ joins crowded field of rabid leftist 'reporters' who will never be taken seriously.

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      1. La Marie Ford-McCartney  🐙‏ @FordMcCartney 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Elizabeth Warren still in my top 3 list. No Clinton's and Bush's on list!

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      2. Eric Winer‏ @TheWeeklyWiner 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Paul's so fixated on limiting government he refuses to spell it out, using "gov't," and insisting on lower case.

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      1. ConsiderOurKnowledge‏ @ConsiderOurKnow 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport This is eerily similar to our joke today. Way to go us! http://bit.ly/1H1HY6x  #greatmindsthinkalike #RandPaul

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      2. Deborah‏ @iphooey 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Foundation for a Secure Prosperous America is launching a 1 million $ attack pac to run during Rands campaign

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      3. Deborah‏ @iphooey 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport first time in history a pac formed for nothing other than defeat a candidate #RandPaul

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      1. Jesse Sublett‏ @Jesse_Sublett 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Will GOP roll out new mass transit concept to ferry all 2016 GOP presidential candidates in supersized clown car?

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      1. Bill Kristof‏ @jwellingtonpeev 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @Doranimated @BorowitzReport lol

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      1. Richard Baris‏ @Peoples_Pundit 7 Apr 2015
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        . @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Really? That analysis isn't based on any actual data/evidence. Like this --> http://ppdnews.us/1xL683d 

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      1. T‏ @LoveLibra_T 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport EVER. Lol

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      1. Douglas Hillyer‏ @hillyer09 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport they know that. Its about getting the message out. The real one can't.

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      1. Mahzaik‏ @Mahzaik 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Thanks for the laugh this morning!

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      1. KayBDay‏ @IndieArtSouth 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport So Martin O'Malley's peeps were there?

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      1. Joseph M‏ @Joseph1379 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport The only people who buy the New Yorker are New Yorker's cause all knows its not filled with anything worth readig

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      1. EAG‏ @egutier12 7 Apr 2015
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport I wish Hilary had some competition. She shouldn't fly solo. Trump is a joke. Not rich enough yet.

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