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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 18 Feb 2015

    Borowitz Report: Jeb Bush said he’s unlikely to invade Iraq for a third time, calling such an action “too derivative” http://nyr.kr/1zObAfN 

    6:00 PM - 18 Feb 2015
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      2. Thomas E. Ricks‏Verified account @tomricks1 18 Feb 2015
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @NewYorker I am finding Borowitz very predictable, and not so funny.

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      3. Neil Bhatiya‏ @NeilBhatiya 18 Feb 2015
        Replying to @tomricks1

        @tomricks1 @NewYorker better joke: I've got a fever and the cure is more Wolfowitz. Also derivative.

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      4. Alex Ward‏Verified account @AlexWardVox 18 Feb 2015
        Replying to @NeilBhatiya

        @NeilBhatiya @tomricks1 @NewYorker Bush adviser natsec/forpol like MRE. It's there, it's easy, & it's terrible.

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      5. Neil Bhatiya‏ @NeilBhatiya 18 Feb 2015
        Replying to @AlexWardVox

        @alexwardb @tomricks1 @NewYorker if Jeb says it starts with leadership one more time he gets a free large sub (sandwich, not the warship)

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      1. Dick Wittman (c)‏ @Austin1622 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker GW Bush didn't invade Iraq; the U.S. had invaded Iraq once

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      1. Mr.Quindazzi‏ @MrQuindazzi 19 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker LMAO.

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      1. Brenneman‏ @fightthefluff 19 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker . . . but there is the enticement of that "third times a charm" thing.

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      1. daffi MT‏ @daffimt 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker @jiburifevisa what could he do worse than dad and bro ?!?

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      1. blair houghton‏ @blair_houghton 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker Russia, on the other hand...

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      1.  🔮Delirium 🐲‏ @LeChantdelOrage 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker ❤ Borowitz

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      1. DontSubmit‏ @DontSubmit 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker J Bush is a tool, do you really expect him to stray from the military industrial media plot? A tool of Israel.same as Hillary.

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      1. Schreiber‏ @DES_Toronto 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker Yes, "being different" is a great basis for policy decisions. Sounds like Jeb is as bright as Dubbya.

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      1. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕄𝕐𝕥𝕪𝕧𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖 ℍ𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣‏ @MsFoxIfUrNasty 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker Forget all the other reasons it's a bad idea. "Too derivative" is definitely the most sensible one. @JebBush

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      1. Obito keane‏ @ObitoKeane 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker http://incomerain.com/?ref=26539 

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      1. Ricardo Harvin‏ @RicardoHarvin 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker He'll reboot the franchise to bring a whole new perspective to the story...

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      1. Elizabeth Henry‏ @eahlovesu13 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker ~Does he honestly know the meaning of the words he speaks? He is still a Bush after all.

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      1. Cyberdean07‏ @cyberdean07 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker 2/3 or 3/3?

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      1. Dr. May  📢 #FamiliesBelongTogether‏ @mayread3 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker oh no, is he another "stratigery" Bush?

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      1. Win White‏ @wsquared3d 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker "Jeb Bush said he’s unlikely to invade Iraq for a third time, calling such an action “too derivative.” Doublespeak.

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      1. linda kennedy‏ @lsk727 18 Feb 2015
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        @NewYorker Jeb Bush will never be POTUS!! #FEvoteRising #raisesassygirls #VOTE #DemsWin READY FOR HILLARY

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