@NewYorker @JeremyDeeSelden @BorowitzReport maybe he got Rand Paul to 'certify' him as an MD 
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport So Dr. Christie, I'm feeling overweight, a little on the obese side. Can you help me?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: Governor Chris Christie had himself sworn in as a medical doctor http://nyr.kr/1Aj9niG ”- funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker - Oh no he didn't.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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