@NewYorker @borowitzreport I wish.
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport It's a satire. Move along fools.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport TIME FOR A REVOLUTION AMERICANS! WE OUTNUMBER OUR GOVERNMENT A MILLION TO ONE!!!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport We need to rise up in Arms and overthrow the White House!!! They are demoralizing our beautiful country!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker: President Obama signed an executive order closing Congress, effective immediately: http://nyr.kr/1CCEuVG via@BorowitzReport”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Are you for real? He can't do that can he?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport is it me, or is this guy a bit too "on the nose" lately?#stepitupThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@newyorker@borowitzreport Wouldn't surprise me…Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport GREAT idea!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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