@NewYorker @FlorianDM_ @BorowitzReport Congress is not doing their jobs, any other org would FIRE them and hire new!
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@NewYorker I'd like to sign an executive order closing@BorowitzReportThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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If only... "
@NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: Obama Signs Executive Order Closing Congress http://nyr.kr/1CCEuVG ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not a bad idea! >>
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport like literally checked CNN just to make sure. God this would be the best day if this happened.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport I wish this was so true that I google'd it in the hopes of other news sites saying it really happened.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Then it would be the left wing dictatorship he wants! Hurrah!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport And the earth cooled because of the reduction of hot air.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: Obama Signs Executive Order Closing Congress http://nyr.kr/1CCEuVG ” Twarted by the paywall, better on MondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport holy shit!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport I read this as true, and wish it was/is :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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