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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 27 Oct 2014

    .@BorowitzReport: “I can usually diagnose someone with Ebola in under a minute,” Dr. Chris Christie saidhttp://nyr.kr/1txXRg3 

    7:40 PM - 27 Oct 2014
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      1. Maggie Hobbs‏ @magster100 27 Oct 2014
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        RT @NewYorker @BorowitzReport "I can usually diagnose someone with Ebola in under a minute" Dr. Chris Christie said http://nyr.kr/1txXRg3 

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      1. jker100000‏ @Jker100000Jker 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport @GovChristie was the only 1 man enough 2 make swift tough decisions 2 protect people in the USA..stop mocking him

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      1. jker100000‏ @Jker100000Jker 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport I see you dont realize this isnt a party/political issue -this is serious - Ebola is very deadly

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      2. Joe Muto‏ @JoeMuto 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker Please make it stop

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      1. Inner Earth Jewelry‏ @InnerEarthJewel 28 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport why did the doc. In NY go jogging ride subway go bowling? That's the point, more news on this& not a Christie fan

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      1. Elsie Andrew‏ @andysdota 28 Oct 2014
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        “@NewYorker: @BorowitzReport: “I can usually diagnose someone with Ebola in under a minute,” Dr Chris Christie said http://nyr.kr/1txXRg3 ”

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      1. Dan‏ @DEKesq 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Can Dr Christie be our missing Surgeon General too? Will the NRA find him acceptable?

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      1. FusionDOJ‏ @jancisvaynrchuk 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport what did Dr. Obama say at the CDC say before the folks in Dallas got infected? #noriskthere #dumb

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      1. Sonel Anatolyvnya‏ @SylphydeSonel 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport if someone exposed screens negative initially?

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      1. Sonel Anatolyvnya‏ @SylphydeSonel 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport So he is just as good as CDC that knows about 21 day incubation period but doesn't think precautions necessary?--

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      1. CrespoLaArtista‏ @CrespoWulf 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport yaaaaawn

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      1. Cousin  💔 Cole‏ @COUSINCOLE 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Stop.

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      1. aack - Time to VOTE OUT THE GOP‏ @whitepants 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport - yet can't find the time to be sworn in as a climate scientist. Odd.

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      1. canoegirl‏ @canoegirrl 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport did anyone say this isn't serious?

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      1. Bill Brown‏ @blbrown47 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

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      1. canoegirl‏ @canoegirrl 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport excellent satire.

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      1. Dominic Johnson‏ @WiseDominic 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport this is too funny

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      1. Darryl Zaontz CFA‏ @HuxleysRazor 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Pretty cool. I can usually tell if someone is short changing the teachers of NJ by $1 billion. Yes,you guessed it

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      1. jker100000‏ @Jker100000Jker 27 Oct 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport it is easier 2 treat a handful of Ebola patients but once many start popping up -our health system will collapse2

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