@NewYorker with a grandfather cluck?
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@NewYorker Or an egg timer? -
@ANDREYEVSKY@NewYorker darn. Missed that. Good one.
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The more profound question is *what* the chicken tells it. “
@NewYorker: How Does a Chicken Tell Time? http://nyr.kr/1l1Rsp9 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker - 2) because if you lay a boulder on a white line you can't roll it up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker - 1) if a rooster & a half laid a egg & a half in a day & a half why do donkeys wear roller skates...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Perspective matters. "
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@NewYorker It divides the number of road crossings by 2.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker A mystery that will remain a mystery, no matter what scientist say.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker An egg timer,#duh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker It goes to KFC and says can you make me a meal so terrible and so unappetising that I will die.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker I told you five minutes ago,don't ask me egghenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sounds like the opening for one of my daughter's jokes RT
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“
@NewYorker: How Does a Chicken Tell Time? http://nyr.kr/1l1Rsp9 ” great articleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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