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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 11 Jun 2014

    How Does a Chicken Tell Time? http://nyr.kr/1l1Rsp9 

    6:30 PM - 11 Jun 2014
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      2. Kenneth Goorabian‏ @kgoorabian 11 Jun 2014
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @NewYorker with a grandfather cluck?

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      3. Anders Andreyevitch‏ @ANDREYEVSKY 11 Jun 2014
        Replying to @kgoorabian

        @hotgrandpa54 @NewYorker Or an egg timer?

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      4. Kenneth Goorabian‏ @kgoorabian 11 Jun 2014
        Replying to @ANDREYEVSKY

        @ANDREYEVSKY @NewYorker darn. Missed that. Good one.

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      1. credible witch‏ @tarintowers 11 Jun 2014
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        The more profound question is *what* the chicken tells it. “@NewYorker: How Does a Chicken Tell Time? http://nyr.kr/1l1Rsp9 ”

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      1. Wyman Dickerson‏ @wymandickerson 11 Jun 2014
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        @NewYorker - 2) because if you lay a boulder on a white line you can't roll it up.

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      1. Wyman Dickerson‏ @wymandickerson 11 Jun 2014
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        @NewYorker - 1) if a rooster & a half laid a egg & a half in a day & a half why do donkeys wear roller skates...

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      1. Laurel Gillette‏ @wingfriend 11 Jun 2014
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        Perspective matters. "@NewYorker: How Does a Chicken Tell Time? http://nyr.kr/1l1Rsp9 ”

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      1. Brian O'Neill‏ @BoneillONeill 11 Jun 2014
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        @NewYorker It divides the number of road crossings by 2.

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      1. Karl Gra‏ @KarlGra 11 Jun 2014
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        @NewYorker A mystery that will remain a mystery, no matter what scientist say.

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      1. cmdr callowhill‏ @cmdrcallowhill 11 Jun 2014
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        @NewYorker An egg timer, #duh.

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      1. Andrew Duncan‏ @andrewsduncan1 11 Jun 2014
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        @NewYorker It goes to KFC and says can you make me a meal so terrible and so unappetising that I will die.

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      1. Tim Perry‏ @TimothyPerry8 11 Jun 2014
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        @NewYorker I told you five minutes ago,don't ask me egghen

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      1. Joseph Tomaras‏ @epateur 11 Jun 2014
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        Sounds like the opening for one of my daughter's jokes RT @NewYorker How Does a Chicken Tell Time? http://nyr.kr/1l1Rsp9 

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      1. mary mary‏ @slightlylife 11 Jun 2014
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        “@NewYorker: How Does a Chicken Tell Time? http://nyr.kr/1l1Rsp9 ” great article

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