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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 9 May 2014

    .@BorowitzReport: Poll: Millions of Americans Who Need Jobs Want Congress to Get to Bottom of Benghazi Thing First http://nyr.kr/1npWSuX 

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      1. Jordan Lage‏ @JordanLage 9 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Millions of Americans who read this will think Andy is serious. Sigh. Fox News reporting it as lead story tonite

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      1. Lone Skum‏ @droobaxter 9 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport This is from @TheOnion right?

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      1. Ted the Cuban‏ @CubaB4Canada 14 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport How can #Americans even think of jobs at a time like this. This selfish society has to change. #WeWantTheTruth

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      1. Joe Garbey‏ @GarbeyJoe 11 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Andy Borowitz: Like Mark Russell, just not as witty.

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      1. Joe Garbey‏ @GarbeyJoe 11 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Andy Borowitz: The new Molly Ivins, only even less funny and less insightful. And not as manly. And a worse hack.

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      1. Joe Garbey‏ @GarbeyJoe 11 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport No, that's why we should give amnesty to millions of illegals.

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      2. Mona Bomgaars‏ @monabomgaars 10 May 2014
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        “@NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: Poll: Millions of Americans Who Need Jobs Want Congress to Get to Bottom of Benghazi"great sarcasm!"

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      3. ن TRUMP STAMPΞDE ن‏ @AlphaRomeo223 10 May 2014
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        They abandoned Stevens to die. Should we conclude they'd abandon us too? Probably.. @monabomgaars @borowitzreport @newyorker #Benghazi

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      1. Colleen‏ @CATSGRACE 10 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport This one should win a pulitzer. It's funny but I see rage between the lines.

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      1. Mona Bomgaars‏ @monabomgaars 10 May 2014
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        “@NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: Poll: Millions of Americans Who Need Jobs Want Congress to Get to Bottom of Benghazi Thing First"Right!"

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      1. JohnPizda‏ @Amesib 9 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport now that you're on it , I think it makes sense . Just because I can't see how we could agree on anything

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      1. Stu Harrison‏ @soda_rock 9 May 2014
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        “@NewYorker: Poll: Millions of Americans Who Need Jobs Want Congress to Get to Bottom of Benghazi Thing First http://nyr.kr/1npWSuX ”

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      1. David Gerdes‏ @DavidGerdes3 9 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport about the only thing more pathetic than Congress is this piece of satire.

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      1. O Ταλτας‏ @thrugateofhorn 9 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport No one is really wasting their "fucking life" away as much as you andy, beating the dead horse!!

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      1. O Ταλτας‏ @thrugateofhorn 9 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Beat that dead horse one more time, no accounting for stupidity, really hard to believe anything from borowitz!

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      1. Shannon Hillis‏ @hillisthekillis 9 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport the sarcasm is unbecoming, both are serious issues that need addressing, by BOTH parties

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      1. Shannon Hillis‏ @hillisthekillis 9 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport one 7 member special committee does not an entire Congress make...& oversight is one of their duties

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      1. G. Smith‏ @txprometh 9 May 2014
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        “@NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: Poll: Millions of Americans Who Need Jobs, have priorities screwed up! http://nyr.kr/1npWSuX ”

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      1. Emmanuel Acain‏ @CitizenCainII 9 May 2014
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport what's the correlation between Benghazi and joblessness? perhaps govt generated Labor statistics?

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