@NewYorker @BorowitzReport I know I can favorite this without even reading it. It's that good.
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport@mzeld@thepatrickwalsh Putin Arrests Costas 4 Pink Eye Activism"Stop gay protest/ Pink Eye no Euphemism 4 AIDS?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport@assholeofday My nominee for today, Rick PerryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Interesting position for a "pro life" governor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport High-speed, perfect satire. Bravo, sir.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Simply awful.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Just a growing economy, low taxes and more economic opportunity. Nice to know Washington is so morally 'advanced'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Poetry Alert: NEW POEM @ http://CitRB.us MAJESTIC MAD HATTER#NewYorker#POETRY#PoetJPHoganThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport: All Texas has to do is offer tax incentives which neither New York or CA are willing to offer. Any news on that?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@BorowitzReport Biggest computer attack hackers DDOS European servers - http://www.thenewsinfo.com/2014/02/biggest-computer-attack-hackers-ddos-european-servers/ …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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