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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker 13 Mar 2013

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      1. Christy Henry‏ @ChristyHenryTX 13 Mar 2013
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        “@NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: “We Were Just Burning Documents”: http://nyr.kr/15MXgb6 ” Funny!

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      1. Stefan Melnik‏ @StMelnik 14 Mar 2013
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        “@NewYorker : Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: “We Were Just Burning Documents”: http://nyr.kr/15MXgb6 ” habemus pappnasem

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      1. Christian Gray‏ @50ShadesofCGray 13 Mar 2013
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        Rotfl 😂“@NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: “We Were Just Burning Documents”

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      1. Ana‏ @acoats_ana 13 Mar 2013
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport getting rid of all the porn

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      1. Beth Arky‏ @betharky 13 Mar 2013
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        RT @NewYorker: @BorowitzReport: Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: “We Were Just Burning Documents”: http://nyr.kr/15MXgb6 

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      1. AgainstAll0ddz‏ @NEEEKY_ 13 Mar 2013
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        “@NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: “We Were Just Burning Documents”” 😂

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      1. '‏ @Diqiirisnqmejd 13 Mar 2013
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        ... RT @NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: “We Were Just Burning Documents”: http://nyr.kr/15MXgb6 

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      1. JamesAubrey‏ @jamesaubrey 13 Mar 2013
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        @NewYorker tacky and small.

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      1. Antonio Ruiz‏ @Antonio_P_Ruiz 13 Mar 2013
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        RT @NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: “We Were Just Burning Documents”: http://nyr.kr/15MXgb6 

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      1. Lauren Talley‏ @LTalleyTweets 13 Mar 2013
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        RT @NewYorker .@BorowitzReport: Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: “We Were Just Burning Documents”: http://nyr.kr/15MXgb6 

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      1. antonella napoli‏ @via_leonina 13 Mar 2013
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        Copiando #CROZZA “@NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: VaticanWhite Smoke a False Alarm: “We Were Just Burning Documents”: http://nyr.kr/15MXgb6 ”

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      1. jerb‏ @KaizerSteel 13 Mar 2013
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        @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Hahahahahahahahahaha #whitesmoke #lolnope

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      1. Tasmai Uppin‏ @madmultiplied 13 Mar 2013
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        Via @NewYorker : @BorowitzReport: Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: “We Were Just Burning Documents”: http://nyr.kr/15MXgb6 

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      1. Lucian Ionita‏ @LucianIonita 13 Mar 2013
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        alta :)) rt @NewYorker: Vatican Calls White Smoke a False Alarm: “We Were Just Burning Documents”: http://nyr.kr/15MXgb6 "

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      1. VCeretto-Slotto‏ @VCerettoSlotto 13 Mar 2013
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        @NewYorker then why am I watching the Swiss Guard marching out to greet him, and why the bells ringing?? Get your facts straight.

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      1. Patrick Li™‏ @Patrickatalogue 13 Mar 2013
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        @newyorker @borowitzreport hahaa lol

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