@NewYorker I'm not a toy #Xmas
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@NewYorker#tnyquestion Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! -
@DanielMudford Well, not exactly. Seems I owe a great deal to Gary Larson for that tweet. See my comment at end of column (on full site). ;)
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@NewYorker I wonder what would a human would tweet for a Big Book of Humans?#tnyquestion#thenewyorkerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker dude get me a thai massage#tnyquestionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker What's in your hand? Is that a stick? A fetching stick? Is it tasty? When's dinner? How was your day? Fetch time?#SQUIRRELThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker Que? o_0 *wags tail*#tnquestionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker "I am sick of that silly blue bird getting all the attention lately!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker "When are humans going to invent paw-friendly keyboards?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker squirrel!!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker The country has gone to the humans#tnyquestionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker#tnyquestion it's snowing. I'm excited. There's my ball. I'm excited. Here comes the cat. I'm excited. A treat? I'm ecstatic!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker#tnyquestion Why do I have to move away from the fireplace? no walk today thank you,it is too chilly for tiny chihuahuaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker it's a doggy weather outside..?#walkiesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker A dog tweet: if I had thumbs I would be soo outa here!!#tnyquestionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker if you think happiness is a warm puppy,why do you seem happier when you have a lot of those green bits of paper?#tnyquestionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker Hot dog another four year of collecting unemployment!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker the dog would tweet "Look down, now put down your cell phone and be my app. Choose the ball, stick or bone to throw"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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