@NewYorker @borowitzreport Seriously?! If an empathetic Siri is Apple's big improvement over 4s, I'll keep mine. #Sirican'tbehuman.
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@NewYorker@BorowitzReport New iPhone 5 also has an app for tears in the fabric of the Universe.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@NewYorker@BorowitzReport If only I knew that my Nokia was positively ruining my life...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.