@NewYorker @borowitzreport Great guy to have a chat at a birthdayparty.
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thought you'd get a chuckle from this..
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@NewYorker RT@borowitzreport: Mars Rover Should Not Get So Much Attention, Say Higgs Boson Scientists: http://bit.ly/MILF37Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@borowitzreport haters gonna hate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@borowitzreport what difference does it make who gets the most or least attention. Both r important.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@borowitzreport They already had their 15 minutes. Tell them to stop crying like a bunch of pansies.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NewYorker@borowitzreport Oh¡¡ Come on you party poopers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Love this! Rings so true and yet false!
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